Sunday, October 25, 2009

Censor and Discourage

Lets take my mood,

lets make a poem

lets use the language ive acquired

lets call in English, lets call it sex

Lets run with it, bring it good

Happy thoughts burn brightly horror smiley death extasy Et-cet-er-a

Can we be great? Fucking hell fuckin yeah were gonna be champions......i want Cool Ranch Doritos

I want to find a prostitute on craigslist and talk to her about her job

I hope the spiders are happy tonight, I wouldnt want spiders to suffer needlessly

I live with 7 billion people. There werent 7 billion when I got here. I think people are having sex or something.

fizzle fizzle





Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Introspection

Can we get too deep when we philosophize and poeticize?
Conan says humor is simple, shouldnt be too cerebral
But this is life

Certainly the Ph.D.'s know no limit to depth.

They wonder why we wonder why we like sports.
I wonder why!?...............Yes we can get too deep.

Let's watch Anchorman again.

Let's pet the dog, she's cute.

It's better that wheel of fortune comes on after jeopardy. Makes me feel competent, makes life simple. And the routine.

[insert things you are familiar with]

Let's challenge our mind for a second....nah! Let's pretend I know everything and I'm doing my best.

posting is boasting

Is it all self-interest?
Am I brown-nosing God?
Is it a test?

I give out candy on halloween because i'm generous
I spent half an hour looking for a greeting card for my mom
I tipped the guy in the bathroom
I hold the door for people

New Topic:
Why can't I be happy? Why does my life suck? Why am I not moving towards my dreams?
Where is that amazing girl?

Life is good but it's not good.

I know! I know! I know! I know! I already fucking know. It's all on my shoulders. I get out what I put in. I'm being lazy.

Would I want happiness to be that easy??? WHY THE FUCK NOT!

put me on a drug, a happy drug, a happy place, a happy dream, a good time, a good laugh, a great laugh, passionate sex, exctasy, serenity, joy, un-asterisked happiness.

Conclusion: nothing!

Penis

I am currently sitting in my family room watching Wheel of Fortune

It rained outside today

I took the Dash bus to Fig and Adams and walked the rest of the way home

In the Rain

I called a bunch of people in Columbus

Progressively fewer people from Columbus are calling me

TV is a fortunate noise distraction masking loneliness

Masking an anxious sense that I am doing nothing

A great mind wasted

A youth spent toiling after nothing - a small paycheck.

"Security"

The rain reminds me of home. It always rains in Columbus

There are numerous Ohioans dreaming of coming to California to accomplish

To create

To become

I am out here - I've been here for 5 years.

What have I created? What have I accomplished? What have I become?

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God, please remind me that you are satisfied with me

Allow me to accept myself

And lead me to a peaceful and satisfied place

Where it only rains when I want it to

And TV programs are satisfying and fulfilling

And I'm surrounded at all times by friends and family

And life goes on and on and on, and every day has something new to look forward to

Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle

waiting waiting

waiting
waiting
for Guffman
for Godot
for a offer letter

peace
peace
Peace I leave with you
My peace I give to you;
not as the world gives do I give to you.
Do not let your heart be troubled, nor let it be fearful.


family
family
coming today
joy together

giving
giving
everyone is giving
cars, inflatable mattresses
food, sleeping bags

rain
rain
slows down my thoughts
everything is coming together

Thursday, October 1, 2009

jared explodes like a microwaved banana

banana-mana-fo-fana
bee-bye-bo-bana
can-a-man-explode-like-a
banana?