i haven't a dog
i like brown retrieving, barking, snarling, friendly
i like coming home and instantly talking to a thing that does not understand me
....but seems to because i say things in a tone that excites him
i like that dogs don't judge
i like that dogs don't ask questions
i like that dogs don't shit on the carpet...wait
i like that dogs don't say, "clean up my shit"....better
a dog is a man's friend. a dog is loyal except in the movie "as good as it gets"
this poem is not about dogs though
it's about four-legged furry animals that bark and like to go for walks and eat kibble
that is what i am really talking about, that is the bigger picture
who cares if cats are smarter, dogs are dumber
i buy the dumbest, happiest dog i can find, and then i tell all the smarty pants cat-owner to see if the police is opening a feline division. Newsflash people: dogs are better.
Newsflash cat lovers- cats can't compete with the lovability and drinkability of bud light.
next dog's name: DO-IT
breed: Rhodesian Ridgeback
