Farting in the car

Mike is always so bold and eloquent
Jared is always so stoic and thoughtful
Stephen is always so busy

Our remaining life expectancy has decreased by roughly 8% since we've known each other
None of us has become famous
Obama doesn't know who I am

We could sieze the day, or we could let life slowly waste away.
Would the end result be any different?
Would the earth care if we stopped metabolizing calories?
Would God care if we did nothing for the rest of our lives?

Mike is going to finish a physics degree
Jared is going to change the way people think through film
Stephen is goint to have 10 kids with Beth Tuttle

Life,
I can't understand it
My dog pisses all over the oriental rug and I'm flabbergasted
Thousands die of hunger in Africa and I could care less
Existence is refreshingly short
Provocatively meaningful
Challengingly demanding
Irritatingly irritating

The simple pleaseures are meaningles when they've passed
Life is a lonely sheep, wandering through the grass