Coffee Shops

They smell like coffee

And they make coffee that smells exactly like coffee

They deliver exactly what they promise

And they are nicely decorated, one just like the next

When you arrive you know what to expect

You probably already know what you want

And you probably will pay with credit card

And you will probably feel normal

But you aren't normal

You are an american coffee junkie

You dwell in major metropolitan areas

You cannot function without caffeine, or so you've convinced yourself

And you spend $100 a month so that other people can pour you coffee