fireworks

dont say that
dont do that
stop that
over here
back up
left, a little more, ok
YES!
stand right there and say THANK YOU!
and really mean it!
Here are the rules: follow the rules , make sure other people follow the rules
And remember: when the rules are broken, someone is taking advantage of us
And also: all 6 billion people are following the rules, so you know it's important

Focus on Sotomayor and Sarah Palin
What is that celebrity doing with pain killers? Check that out
Avril Lavigne is married to another human

There you go, see how much fun the rules are!
Of course it doesn't make sense.